*points at citra* that me wife

[breakdances] starter call! 

is that a promise or

a white boy always keeps his promises when they’ve got to do with either driving fast cars, going and getting drunk, or fucking girls

so

yes

I hope you know I’m literally crying from laughter and I need to leave

you’ll be crying from other things when i’m done with you

GOODBYE

hate to see you go, love to watch you leave ;)

;; i juSt spAT mY wAtER

guess you’re not a swallower then

eat the fucking dirt

i like it when you talk dirty to me

playin far cry 3 more like:

jumps a bit

wingsuit button option comes up

i accidentally hit the button

i smash into the ground and die

sry jason

ive become the true king slaver

your fave is problematic: vaas montenegro

• called my hair stupid
• killed my brother
• CALLED MY HAIR STUPID
• tries to murder me
• C A L L E D M Y H A I R S T U P I D