So you want to play hard, huh? Jason pushed
at the shoulders of his double, forcing him
down with all his strength until the familiar face
was in the dirt.” Your idea consists of standing around all
day with our thumbs up our asses and hope
everything turns out well! “Idly he wondered if shooting his other in the
head would effectively kill him too. It was a
theory best left untested, but God was it
tempting.

He landed with a hiss of air, effectively winded
for a moment. There was no way he was going to
let himself push him around like that, though, to be
fair, it was his own damn fault for initiating the brawl.
‘ It was better than your fucking idea!
Which, may I remind you, was nothing.
You just agreed. Would you prefer we
just go in, guns a-blazing right now? ’
Jason pushed himself up from the ground into
a crouch, glaring daggers at his double. The man
suggested they just do that as to make sure
they didn’t end up killing each other.